Create a deliberately crude MS Paint / low-resolution pixel doodle on a plain white background, centered composition. Draw a cartoon bust of a mysterious king-like ninja character with messy spiky 【black】 hair, pale beige skin, narrow rectangular sleepy eyes with black outlines, and a face mostly covered by a thick black mask or beard shape. He wears a rough dark 【green】 cloak with jagged edges and white scratchy highlights. A large diagonal sword or katana handle crosses from the lower left of the body up to the right shoulder, with a dark green grip, black blade or strap, and small gray guard. Floating above his head is an oversized jagged 【yellow】 crown with black outline and white base, tilted slightly left, drawn with scribbly yellow fill. To the upper right, add exactly 1 rounded speech bubble with a black outline and small tail pointing toward the character; inside it write the hand-drawn text 【when 2026?】. Use thick uneven black pixelated outlines, rough hand-sketched strokes, minimal colors, intentionally messy proportions, childlike digital drawing style, no shading beyond scribbles, no background details.
